Milk Delivery Service

Delivering Freedom’s Milk

Delivering Freedom’s Milk

Delivering Freedom’s Milk

Are you tired of boring, immigrant-harvested milk? Our milk delivery service, CowT*Ts, is here to provide you with the taste of true liberty. From our healthy, happy cows grazing on American soil, we deliver the freshest, most patriotic milk right to your doorstep. And the cherry on top? Part of our profits go to farmer’s suicide prevention services. That’s right, every sip of our milk supports an American hero!

1,000+

1,000+

homes served daily

5,000+

5,000+

gallons delivered weekly

Basic Freedom

$9.99/mo

$9.99/mo

$9.99/mo

2 Deliveries

Homeland Milk

Support Farmers

Easy Cancel

True Patriot

$19.99/mo

$19.99/mo

$19.99/mo

5 Deliveries

Exclusive Cow Access

Higher Donations

Priority Support

Milkage Questions

Milkage Questions

How do you ensure freshness?

Rest assured, our sturdy team of patriotic milkmen delivers nothing but the freshest milk right to your doorstep. Carefully sealed in special bottles, the superior quality of our milk remains unspoiled from farm to table.

Isn’t your copy offensive?

Our brand thrives on providing edgy, provocative content that breaks the norm. We stand by our unique and tongue-in-cheek tone that has become a loved staple of CowT*Ts culture.

Do you offer lactose-free milk?

Absolutely! Our goal is to make freedom as accessible as possible, and we proudly offer a lactose-free option for our ever-expanding American fanbase.